Fiction
A Stitch in Time
Rating: All Ages
Genre: Gen, Little Danny (Aware), Action/Adventure, Crossover (Lilo & Stitch), Humor,
Hurt/Comfort, Smarm
Warnings: Big little misunderstandings, trite Minnesotan clichés, and rampant fluffy
cuteness
Episodes: Alternate "Meridian" with anything up to that fair game.
Synopsis: An accident offworld leaves Daniel down-sized and hot property for Simmons and
the not-so-nice NID guys. To get him out of the immediate "line of fire", Jack takes
him off to Minnesota, where misunderstandings, clichés, and cuteness abound!
Status: Currently posting in parts on FFnet.
Don't Touch That! 10K
Rating: All Ages
Genre: Gen, Little Vala (Aware), Humor
Warnings: None
Episodes: Season nine, between "The Ties That Bind" and "Beachhead"
Synopsis: Response to the "Little Miss Sticky Fingers" challenge at
The SG-1 LittleVerse.
Vala's bored and sharing.
Status: Completed March 14, 2008
Advent Calendar
Rating: All Ages
Genre: Gen, Het (Jack/Sara), Drabble, Holiday (Christmas)
Warnings: None
Episodes: None
Synopsis: The AO Happy Place Advent Calendar Challenge, in which each day of December
until Christmas, a new door is opened on the Advent calendar, and a picture prompt revealed.
Status: Completed December 27, 2007
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Honor Among Thieves: First Christmas 10K
Rating: All Ages
Genre: Het (Daniel/Vala), Holiday (Christmas), Romance, Sap
Warnings: Sap... sap always needs a warning, right?
Episodes: None
Synopsis: The Jacksons get ready for their first Christmas together.
Status: Completed December 21, 2007
The More They Stay the Same 9K
Rating: All Ages
Genre: Gen, Friendship (Jack/Daniel), Smarm
Warnings: None
Episodes: Takes place after "Fallen" and "Homecoming", but before "Fragile Balance".
Synopsis: Released from the "I'll Be Home" 'zine for DK. As Daniel's memories
return, so do some of his workaholic tendencies. Jack drags him home with him for some
much-needed R&R.
Status: Completed November 18, 2007; released December 8, 2007
All the Difference 9K
Rating: Older Kids
Genre: Gen, Friendship (Jack/Daniel), Smarm
Warnings: Aftermath of violence
Episodes: Season five-ish
Synopsis: Written for Dame Knickers - a view of Daniel and SG-1 from a nurse's perspective.
Status: Completed November 6, 2007
Five Things Vala Stole on Earth 10K
Rating: All Ages
Genre: Het (Daniel/Vala), Friendship (Daniel/Vala), Smarm, Romance
Warnings: My inner sap came out to play!
Episodes: Various references to "Prometheus Unbound" and episodes of seasons nine and ten
Synopsis: My very first entry for LJ's sg1_five_things community.
Status: Completed November 2, 2007
Crime & Punishment 3K
Rating: All Ages
Genre: Gen, Drabble, Humor
Warnings: None
Episodes: None
Synopsis: AO Friday Night Challenge (issued by Lady D) - Daniel in captivity, begging to
be released.
Status: Completed November 2, 2007
Weather Patterns 18K
Rating: All Ages
Genre: General, Friendship (Daniel/Vala), Future Fic, Pre-ship (Daniel/Vala)
Warnings: None
Episodes: Post-Ark of Truth, but no real spoilers for anything
Synopsis: Daniel takes time out from saving the universe to save himself.
Vala tags along and is surprised by things she never knew.
Status: Completed October 9, 2007
All Knowing 3K
Rating: All Ages
Genre: General, Drabble
Warnings: None
Episodes: "Meridian" and "Fallen"
Synopsis: AO Friday Night Challenge - the POV of something close to Daniel; companion to
"All Seeing"
Status: Completed October 1, 2007
All Seeing 3K
Rating: All Ages
Genre: General, Drabble
Warnings: Hanky alert
Episodes: "Meridian"
Synopsis: AO Friday Night Challenge - the POV of something close to Daniel; companion to
"All Knowing"
Status: Completed September 28, 2007
Last Chance 29K
Rating: Older Kids
Genre: Pre-Slash (Jack/Daniel), Angst, Romance, Smarm
Warnings: Minor swearing
Episodes: Set a few months after "The Curse". Spoilers for "The
Curse" and "Divide and Conquer". Teensy-weensy bit of foreshadowing for
"Meridian" and a reference to information from "The Lost City".
Synopsis: Response for Area 52 Challenge #599. Unable to bear Jack's continued
antagonism, Daniel resigns from the SGC and heads for Chicago. Deciding to take the
back roads, he finds himself making a stop in Last Chance, Colorado.
Status: Completed August 23, 2007.
That's Using Your Noodle 8K
Rating: Older Kids
Genre: Gen, Friendship (Team), Humor, Parody/Satire
Warnings: Religious parody ahead! Oh, and no plot.
Episodes: Early season ten, passing mention of Daniel's Ascension (either time), Orlin,
"Abyss", and "The Changeling". Very vague mention for Vala's roles as former host of Qetesh
and mother of the Orici.
Synopsis: On a perfectly normal night on the town, the team finds... religion?
Status: Completed July 23, 2007
The Warrior's Hands 17K
Rating: Older Kids
Genre: Gen, Angst, Friendship (Daniel/Teal'c), Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: One tiny cussword
Episodes: References to "The Gamekeeper" and "Forever in a Day". Set in season three,
after "Forever in a Day".
Synopsis: DFR "Give and Take" challenge response - something precious is taken from
Daniel, something dangerous given in return.
Status: Completed July 15, 2007
Short Trip 3K
Rating: All Ages
Genre: Gen, Drabble, Humor, Missing Scene/Epilogue
Warnings: None
Episodes: Prologue for "Unending", but no spoilers
Synopsis: Daniel packs, Vala pouts.
Status: Completed July 15, 2007
Honor Among Thieves: Points of View
Rating: Older Kids
Genre: Het (Daniel/Vala), AU
Warnings: See individual stories
Episodes: See individual stories
Synopsis: Scenes through the eyes of those who met Daniel and Vala in the course of
their adventure in AU-dom.
Status: Currently posting in parts; updated but incomplete as of June 30, 2007
The Thief and the Archaeologist: Binding Arguments
Rating: Teens
Genre: Gen, Humor, Missing Scene/Epilogue
Warnings: Language, sexual innuendo
Episodes: Takes place during "The Ties That Bind".
Synopsis: Continues on in the fashion of the preceding "The Thief" and "The
Archaeologist" series (plural). The bracelets are off, but Vala and 'her' Daniel are
still connected.
Status: Currently posting in parts. Updated but incomplete as of June 7, 2007
The Domino Effect 12K
Rating: All Ages
Genre: Gen, Humor
Warnings: Danny-whumping... and he spends most of the story in nothing but his boxer shorts.
Episodes: Season seven, pre-"Chimera".
Synopsis: Originally started for the DFR "Home Alone" challenge, but finished for
the AO "Home Injury" contest. Black cats, Friday the Thirteenth, and Daniel.
Status: Completed June 2, 2002.
What Counts 11K
Rating: Older Kids
Genre: Slash (Jack/Daniel), Romance, Established Relationship
Warnings: None
Episodes: Passing mention of "Window of Opportunity", "Lost City", "New Order", and
Atlantis' "Rising".
Synopsis: AO "Home Injury" challenge response. Daniel's been working too hard, so Jack
plans a romantic dinner to get him to unwind.
Status: Completed June 1, 2007.
When Push Comes to Shove 25K
Rating: All Ages
Genre: Gen, Humor, POV, Smarm
Warnings: Brief spate of shameless smarm at the very very end.
Episodes: Takes place after "Torment of Tantalus" but before "Fire and Water".
Could be on either side of "Bloodlines", so take your pick.
Synopsis: DFR "Dark and Alone" challenge response. Daniel's clumsiness gets the
team in trouble offworld. When he suddenly finds himself injured and all on his own,
can he save the SGC and rescue the rest of his team?
Status: Completed May 27, 2007.
Honor Amongst Thieves (Original Version)
Rating: Older Kids
Genre: Het (Daniel/Vala), AU, Action/Adventure, Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Some foul language (though nothing too severe), some questionable comments
from Vala, and (since some folk don't like him) Jonas Quinn.
Episodes: Nothing's sacred. Basically, any episode which has either Daniel or Vala in it
(and maybe a few which don't), so... the first movie through season ten?
Synopsis: Vala Mal Doran steals a cargo ship, but wrecks it on a backwater little farm
planet whose people don't even speak a dialect she can understand. Fortunately, there
is a stranger living among them who is able to translate.
Status: Completed May 16, 2007; an edited, expanded version is still pending.

River Crossing 7K
Rating: All Ages
Genre: Gen
Warnings: None
Episodes: None
Synopsis: DFR "The River" challenge response. Daniel is faced with a formidable
obstacle and must find his way past it.
Status: Completed April 10, 2007
Lonely at the Top 10K
Rating: All Ages
Genre: Het (Daniel/Vala), Future Fic
Warnings: None
Episodes: Vague references only
Synopsis: DFR "Ten Years" challenge response. All his life, Daniel's been told
that it's lonely at the top.
Status: Completed March 12, 2007

Star Light, Star Bright 8K
Rating: All Ages
Genre: Gen, Missing Scene/Epilogue
Warnings: None
Episodes: Tag for "Beachhead"
Synopsis: DFR "Daniel's Wish" challenge response. After "Beachhead", Daniel does a
little stargazing.
Status: Completed March 6, 2007
Clearing the Air 10K
Rating: All Ages
Genre: Gen, Missing Scene/Epilogue
Warnings: Canon Daniel/Vala UST, maybe one cussword in the whole darn thing
Episodes: Epilogue for "Family Ties"; includes minor references to previous episodes
Synopsis: Some ladies on the D/V Forum seemed to think Daniel was rude to Vala in
"Family Ties". I disagreed, so Daniel gets the chance to explain himself.
Status: Completed March 2, 2007
Battle Ground 10K
Rating: All Ages
Genre: Gen, Angst, Drabble, Hurt/Comfort, Missing Scene/Epilogue
Warnings: None
Episodes: Set immediately after "New Ground"
Synopsis: DFR "Lynne's Drabble" challenge - Daniel comes home from a mission gone wrong,
and he won't talk about what happened there.
Status: Completed February 19, 2007.

Pulling Hens' Teeth 8K
Rating: All Ages
Genre: Gen, Missing Scene
Warnings: None
Episodes: Missing Scene for "The Shroud". Includes multiple spoilers up 'til then.
Synopsis: DFR Favorite Episodes challenge response. Jack and Vala discuss a
certain mutual friend.
Status: Completed February 7, 2007

The Fly on the Wall 14K
Rating: All Ages
Genre: Gen, Humor, Missing Scene/Epilogue
Warnings: Only if houseflies squick you
Episodes: "Prometheus Unbound" with a few very very very vague mentions of the movie,
"1969", and "Gemini".
Synopsis: Pseudo-companion piece to Sorrel Rowan's
"A Fine Milky Way Morning". Jack
gets Daniel's report on the events of "Prometheus Unbound".
Status: Completed January 29, 2007
Slow Burn 16K
Rating: Teens
Genre: Gen, Angst, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: Some foul language. References to Star Trek, Star Wars,
The Princess Bride, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Episodes: Season three, after "Shades of Gray" and "New Ground", but before "Maternal
Instinct".
Synopsis: DFR Vignette challenge response - Jack's POV on a mission that went south.
Status: Completed January 22, 2007

In Other Words 28K
Rating: Older Kids
Genre: Pre-Slash (Jack/Daniel), Missing Scene/Epilogue
Warnings: A little foul language.
Episodes: Takes place just before "The Lost City", and includes spoilers for anything up
to that point, including the movie.
Synopsis: Jack's always seen, he's just never looked. When an unexpected
epiphany sneaks up and bites him, he takes notice.
Status: Completed January 10, 2007
Fever 3K
Rating: All Ages
Genre: Het (Jack/Sara), Drabble
Warnings: None
Episodes: None, really... though it is follow-up to my LD story "All I Want".
Synopsis: DFR "Just a Drabble" challenge - Jack is sick and Daniel has to take care of
him. Jack doesn't know it but Daniel is sick as well (with another illness) and
Daniel's illness is more serious than Jack's.
Word count: 200 words
Status: Completed January 3, 2007
Meaningful Conversations 4K
Rating: All Ages
Genre: Gen, Drabble
Warnings: None
Episodes: Set in season seven, reference to season two's "One False Step"
Synopsis: DFR New Year Drabble challenge - Daniel remembers something from when he was ascended.
Word count: 200 words
Status: Completed December 27, 2006
All I Want
Rating: Older Kids
Genre: Het (Jack/Sara), Romance, Angst, Drama, Hurt/Comfort, Little Daniel
Warnings: A bad word or two, some violence, Danny-whumping, temporary character death,
and you might need a hanky for a few scenes if you're a sympathetic sniffler.
Episodes: Takes place instead of "Moebius", anything before that was fair game.
Also includes a few hints at season 9 and season 2 of Atlantis.
Synopsis: Daniel gets down-sized, Jack takes him in. But when Jack insists the
adoption be as "normal" as possible, they're both in for a few surprises! Response for
holiday 'fic challenge on the DJsSG-1Lverse list.
Status: Completed December 24, 2006.
Download on PDF 724K
Limericks
Rating: All Ages
Genre: Gen, Humor, Poetry
Warnings: Bad poetry.
Episodes: A few minor references, noted on each chapter.
Synopsis: Five related stories that otherwise have no plot whatsoever.
Busted up and confined to the infirmary, SG-1 finds a way to pass the time.
Status: Completed November 30, 2006
Renewing Trust 70K
Rating: Teens
Genre: Gen, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Missing Scene/Epilogue
Warnings: Bad language. Mostly from an extremely ticked-off Daniel, but some of it comes from Jack, too. Canon Sam/Jack UST and how Daniel really feels about it.
Episodes: Epilogue for "Moebius, Part II". References to multiple episodes through the end of season eight, with foreshadowing for season nine.
Synopsis: SG-1 saves the galaxy, goes fishing, and all is well. Or is it?
Status: Completed November 17, 2006

To 'Ship D/V 8K
Rating: All Ages
Genre: Het (Daniel/Vala), Humor, Poetry
Warnings: Terrible rhymes and enough sap to fill the Great Lakes with maple syrup...
Episodes: None, though you may recognize some of the "scenes".
Synopsis: First and foremost, this is NOT a capitulation. I still prefer the D/V UST to the 'ship. That said, I got this wacky idea of what it was like for Docgwen being pestered unto the brink of insanity or 'ship by the ladies of the D/V Forum...
Status: Completed October 10, 2006
Making the Most of the Material 18K
Rating: Older Kids
Genre: Gen, Humor, Missing Scene/Epilogue
Warnings: A few 'questionable' phrases (think "cover of Cosmopolitan magazine").
Episodes: Set just before "200", with brief mention of Daniel's being in England during "Uninvited" and in Camelot during "Insiders". Pretty much spoiler-free.
Synopsis: SG-1 (plus one) ponders the joys of airline security, eating at a "factory" and going to the mall. Pure, harmless fun (except to a certain pair of glasses).
Status: Completed August 19, 2006
The Thief and the Archaeologist: The Archaeologist
Rating: Teens
Genre: Gen, Humor, Missing Scene/Epilogue
Warnings: Language, sexual innuendo
Episodes: Takes place from "Avalon, Part I" through "Origin".
Synopsis: Picks up where the series "The Thief" leaves off. Vala's found the perfect place, the perfect bait, and the perfect hook for fishing, but why can't she catch one reluctant archaeologist?
Status: Completed January 25, 2006

Determination 16K
Rating: Older Kids
Genre: Gen, Hurt/Comfort, Missing Scene/Epilogue
Warnings: Mitchell's a Southern boy with appropriately colorful language.
Episodes: Set after "Icon". Includes spoilers (major and minor) for "Avalon, Part
One", "Icon", "Lockdown", "New Order", "Lost City", and "Evolution". Also, a few references to Atlantis' "Rising".
Synopsis: Mitchell's recovery isn't going so well until he receives a visitor who makes
him think about other possibilities.
Status: Completed December 5, 2005

And To All A Good Night 6K
Rating: All Ages
Genre: Gen, Humor, Poetry, Holiday
Warnings: Abuse of Clement Moore poetry
Episodes: Set in season eight, mentions ranks of characters with one brief reference to "Affinity".
Synopsis: "The Night Before Christmas", SGC-style.
Status: Completed August 3, 2005; posted December 3, 2005
The One Hundred Words' War 23K
Rating: All Ages
Genre: Gen, Humor, Drabble
Warnings: None
Episodes: Any season one through five, or season seven
Synopsis: Series of one hundred-word fics (twenty-six in all). Jack and Daniel are
at it again, and the SGC's along for the ride!
Status: Completed November 3, 2005

The Memo 4K
Rating: All Ages
Genre: Gen, Missing Scene/Epilogue
Warnings: None
Episodes: "Prototype", but nothing is spoiled
Synopsis: Memo forward by General Landry after the events of "Prototype".
Status: Completed September 19, 2005
Observation 3K
Genre: Gen, Missing Scene/Epilogue, Drabble
Warnings: BYOB - Bring Your Own Bucket!
Episodes: "The Fourth Horseman, Part I"
Synopsis: One hundred-word missing scene for "The Fourth Horseman".
Status: Completed September 17, 2005
The Thief and the Archaeologist: The Thief
Rating: Teens
Genre: Gen, Humor, Missing Scene/Epilogue
Warnings: Language, sexual innuendo
Episodes: Takes place from "Prometheus Unbound" through "Avalon, Part I".
Synopsis: The ridiculous and extravagant steps taken by one Vala Mal Doran to re-capture
"her" Daniel.
Status: Completed September 8, 2005
Divergence 17K
Rating: All Ages
Genre: Gen, Angst, Future Story/AU
Warnings: Teensy-weensy bit of swearing... but it's all Daniel's fault.
Episodes: Set in/around the year 2020. Passing mention of multiple episodes up to
and including "Origin".
Synopsis: How will the future view their actions? Three possible glimpses ahead.
Status: Completed August 4, 2005

Seussified! 15K
Rating: All Ages
Genre: Gen, Humor
Warnings: Death by Dr. Seuss?
Episodes: ALL of Season Eight--nothing was spared!
Synopsis: The folks at Bridge Studios plan out season eight!
Status: Completed April 27, 2005
The Great Escape 6K
Rating: All Ages
Genre: Gen, Humor
Warnings: None, save my pathetic attempt at humor
Episodes: Set in any season, 1-5.
Synopsis: SG-1 has been captured by alien mind-readers. How ever will they escape?
Status: Completed October 17, 2004
Star of Abydos 17K
Rating: All Ages
Genre: Gen
Warnings: Mention of cannonical major character death(s)
Episodes: Anything up to and including "Meridian", foreshadowing of "Full Circle".
Synopsis: Six years in the life of an Abydonian.
Status: Completed June 5, 2004